The Gloves are Off

Gavin Newsom, the California governor, just threw some serious shade at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) workout, and it’s a wild ride. According to a report from The Daily Beast, Newsom’s team posted a scathing comment about Kennedy’s questionable hygiene habits, asking if a particular photo was taken after using toilet seat #2 or #3. You can’t make this up, folks!

A Bizarre Habit

But that’s not even the weirdest part. Kennedy, who is also a health secretary, has a rather… unusual take on germs. And if that’s not enough, he’s also been spotted wearing denim while exercising. Yes, you read that right – denim. Who needs sweat-wicking fabrics when you can rock a pair of stiff jeans while getting your fitness on? It’s a bold choice, to say the least.

The Roast of the Century

Newsom’s team didn’t hold back, using Kennedy’s own words against him. The comment was a clear dig at Kennedy’s MAHA stunt, which has raised more than a few eyebrows. It’s not every day you see a health secretary promoting a workout routine that’s more likely to give you a rash than a six-pack. As The Daily Beast reported, Newsom’s team was quick to pounce on the opportunity to roast Kennedy’s bizarre habit.

A Healthy Dose of Skepticism

It’s worth noting that Kennedy’s views on health and hygiene have been met with a healthy dose of skepticism in the past. And with this latest stunt, it’s clear that Newsom’s team is not afraid to speak truth to power – or in this case, to a health secretary with a questionable sense of style. You have to wonder what’s next for Kennedy’s MAHA movement. Will he start promoting velvet suits as the latest fitness trend?

The Final Burn

In the end, it’s clear that Newsom’s team has won this round of the roast. As the California governor’s press team so aptly put it, you have to wonder which toilet seat Kennedy used before posting that photo. Either way, it’s a gross confession that’s left us all scratching our heads. And to Kennedy, we say: next time, maybe stick to sweatpants, buddy. ❄️